The young Russell Crowe was “A Very Special Person”

A few thousand beers and some suck-my-cock attitude turned the always cute Russell Crowe into the swarthy leading man we know and love and have wanked over:

As Russell’s chest and shoulders expanded so did his global fame, but before then he was the lithe (but thankfully still sleeveless) star of this horrifying recruitment video for the Seventh Day Adventist church:
